when i'm president are words i begin my sentences with frequently. and anytime those words are uttered, they are usually followed by...i could never be president because: i've had way too much fun , or i never exhaled or i don't have a penis.
any hoo...don't be surprised when this topic comes up from time to time...
some things that will become law and punishable by death, when i'm president:
speedos (no one needs to see that),
cruising in the passing lane,
spitting in public and
snot rockets
can i count on your vote?
I just peed my panties!
ReplyDeleteYou have my vote!
ReplyDeletel...you are cracking me up! and A...many thanks for your vote!
ReplyDelete