when i'm president

when i'm president are words i begin my sentences with frequently. and anytime those words are uttered, they are usually followed by...i could never be president because: i've had way too much fun , or i never exhaled or i don't have a penis.

any hoo...don't be surprised when this topic comes up from time to time...

some things that will become law and punishable by death, when i'm president:

speedos (no one needs to see that),

cruising in the passing lane,

spitting in public and

snot rockets

can i count on your vote?

the editing equivalent of a wardrobe malfunction

this pic was taken while watching a clip of Wisconsin protesters on the NBC National Evening news. god bless the pause button on the dvr. don't get me wrong i have no problem with the f-bomb, i lob it...often. what i don't understand is how is it possible for such an editing faux pas to occur. seriously, i spied this while blabbing on the phone. in closing, i'll end this entry like i ended my daniel tosh/ NBC tweet....ps is that a nun?

Blog Names

trying to come up with a blog name proved a bit more challenging than it sounded. things like i'm really james brown in a white woman's body, i still view myself as a brunette, living below sea level, i think i was a slutty dog in a former life and i'm really a 15 yo boy trapped in a middle aged woman's body were all possibilities at one time. just because they didn't make the the official name cut doesn't mean they won't make a blog topic du jour at a later date.... so...please make sure your seat backs and tray table are in their full upright position, make sure your seat belts are securely fastened, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.