ahead of my time & a trendsetter at the age of two

nowadays, if a child dug through her grandpa's ashtray of cigar butts, not only would the adult in this situation swat the contraband out of the child's hand like it was a live grenade, the child would most likely end up in some type of kiddie rehab or 12 step program. but not my grandma...she ran for the camera...kick ass.

one of my finest twitter moments

my life was complete when my's aksel's retweeted me with a little norwegian lol action to boot. have i mentioned that boyfriend can rock a onesie?

my 20 something crush part deux

um...did i forget to mention in my 20 something crush part one post that boyfriend can rock a onesie? say it with me...schwing, schwing.

my 20 something crush

last year, while watching the olympics i became smitten with a norwegian skier named aksel lund svindal. mama loves her eurotrash. any hoo, nbc showed a clip of his 2007 horrific ski accident just before he schooled the world on the true meaning of a comeback. less than a year after the crash, he went back to the mountain that took him out of commission and won the whole damn thing, then went on to win gold at the olympics. his display of determination, discipline and perseverance left me awestruck.

when i'm president

when i'm president are words i begin my sentences with frequently. and anytime those words are uttered, they are usually followed by...i could never be president because: i've had way too much fun , or i never exhaled or i don't have a penis.

any hoo...don't be surprised when this topic comes up from time to time...

some things that will become law and punishable by death, when i'm president:

speedos (no one needs to see that),

cruising in the passing lane,

spitting in public and

snot rockets

can i count on your vote?

the editing equivalent of a wardrobe malfunction

this pic was taken while watching a clip of Wisconsin protesters on the NBC National Evening news. god bless the pause button on the dvr. don't get me wrong i have no problem with the f-bomb, i lob it...often. what i don't understand is how is it possible for such an editing faux pas to occur. seriously, i spied this while blabbing on the phone. in closing, i'll end this entry like i ended my daniel tosh/ NBC tweet....ps is that a nun?

Blog Names

trying to come up with a blog name proved a bit more challenging than it sounded. things like i'm really james brown in a white woman's body, i still view myself as a brunette, living below sea level, i think i was a slutty dog in a former life and i'm really a 15 yo boy trapped in a middle aged woman's body were all possibilities at one time. just because they didn't make the the official name cut doesn't mean they won't make a blog topic du jour at a later date.... so...please make sure your seat backs and tray table are in their full upright position, make sure your seat belts are securely fastened, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.